Thursday, January 24, 2008

Press Release from Green Bay

As most of you know the Green Bay Packers have not lost this season when Jonas is wearing his Packer gear. None of the main stream press gotta a hold of this, but Jonas was not wearing his gear for the NFC Championship game this last Sunday. It was about 2 hours before kickoff when Jonas's nerves got the best of him. Jonas pooped through a bamboo diapers, a polyester diaper wrap, a onsie, and finally on to his packer outfit. Needless to say the team managers were not prepared for Jonas to have the worst poop of his life on gameday. So while the Packers were playing Jonas was still cheering, but his outfit was soaking in oxyclean in the bathtub.
Jonas's pal Cory was able to exercise good bowel and drool control and maintain his outfit for the entire contest. Next year: New streak.

1 comment:

  1. Maybe Jonas is Patriots fan and he wanted to jinx the Packers. He probably did not want the Patriots to lose to the Packers in the Superbowl.